Scary Frank's Primordial Ooze

In the beginning, there was Frank's '03 black Honda Civic. Purchased new, but with 53,000 miles, it travelled far and wide across the Globe, with Frank in it. Somewhere along the lines, the breaks went and Frank was locked in a room alone, just waiting for his car to be fixed. Lonely and bored, cabin fever set in. Frank became Scary Frank and the rest is history.